Re: The name Khaleesi sparking an American baby-naming trend.
H: Bitches be stealin my ideas!
M; Were you going to name your baby Khaleesi?
H: I said that from the start. But I also said it was too black of a name for any of my offspring. Arya is a good one that’s getting popular too. I love that name! Bitches.
M: Ugh, yeah, I like that name too. Not that my guy would ever go for it - he doesn’t like fantasy. Psh. He just doesn’t know he likes it yet. I’ll change him.
H: He can pick the boy names, the girls are all you! So come forth, little Hermione!

Re: The name Khaleesi sparking an American baby-naming trend.

H: Bitches be stealin my ideas!

M; Were you going to name your baby Khaleesi?

H: I said that from the start. But I also said it was too black of a name for any of my offspring. Arya is a good one that’s getting popular too. I love that name! Bitches.

M: Ugh, yeah, I like that name too. Not that my guy would ever go for it - he doesn’t like fantasy. Psh. He just doesn’t know he likes it yet. I’ll change him.

H: He can pick the boy names, the girls are all you! So come forth, little Hermione!

How do you want to die?H: As girl version of Tyrion Lannister would say, “I want to die with a bellyfull of Angry Balls and a P in my V.” 

——gameofthrones tyrion-lannister whywelovetyrionlannister gameofgifs tyrionfromcasterlyrockgif cred: http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/03/the-best-of-tyrion-lannister/#page/17

How do you want to die?

H: As girl version of Tyrion Lannister would say, “I want to die with a bellyfull of Angry Balls and a P in my V.” 

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gameofthrones tyrion-lannister whywelovetyrionlannister gameofgifs tyrionfromcasterlyrock

gif cred: 
http://www.uproxx.com/webculture/2012/03/the-best-of-tyrion-lannister/#page/17

M: Really when you think about it, kissing is a pretty weird concept. ”Just put your mouth on my mouth, maybe wiggle your tongue around in there a little bit if you’re feeling cheeky.”
H: I think that all the time! Which humans decided it would be cool to put their mouths on other mouths? And who knew that would be a turn on?
M: Those first humans were weirdos.
H: Yeah, and sex is weird, too. Like, you have that thing that gets hard and just happens to fit in this hole that I have…all weird.

M: Really when you think about it, kissing is a pretty weird concept. ”Just put your mouth on my mouth, maybe wiggle your tongue around in there a little bit if you’re feeling cheeky.”

H: I think that all the time! Which humans decided it would be cool to put their mouths on other mouths? And who knew that would be a turn on?

M: Those first humans were weirdos.

H: Yeah, and sex is weird, too. Like, you have that thing that gets hard and just happens to fit in this hole that I have…all weird.

Operation: Hug Me

  • M: My crush isn't a super touchy-feely person so I haven't been giving him a hug when he first comes over (just when he's leaving). How do I start working in extra hugs?
  • H: When you see him pull up, run down the hall to your room and then when he walks in 1) walk down the hall and "be startled" by seeing him there and laugh and hug him and joke about kicking an intruder's ass OR 2) when he calls out, yell, "I'm back here!" and hopefully he'll walk back there. and you can be on the bed. Naked. Or just act busy and turn around and say, "Hey!" Boom. Hug city.
  • M: You're a sneaky bastard & that's why I love you.
H: When your man crush comes over for dinner this week, you should make that chicken taco recipe I was telling you about. Charm the pants right off him!
M: Great idea!
H: Ignore the seasoning step, though, and dump a shit ton of taco seasoning on that meat, slap it on the butt, and send it on its way!
M: Yum! But what should I do with the chicken? *wink wink* *hair flip* *rim shot*

H: When your man crush comes over for dinner this week, you should make that chicken taco recipe I was telling you about. Charm the pants right off him!

M: Great idea!

H: Ignore the seasoning step, though, and dump a shit ton of taco seasoning on that meat, slap it on the butt, and send it on its way!

M: Yum! But what should I do with the chicken? *wink wink* *hair flip* *rim shot*

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To the following… er… followers, we love you more than fat kids love cake: @mesingnat @r-i-d-d-i-k-u-l-o @ckgalloway @florencelawson557 @feeedyourheaad @maradjaid @grozrag @doct0rnina @paramitusifuisteespecial @coldplaylover233 @markologie @sofial29 @katnissisamuggle and everyone else who’s not showing in our followers feed.